This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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