Grow some girl-balls and come out already
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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