I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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