Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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