I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
