Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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