all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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