Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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