When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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