She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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