Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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