Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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