I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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