Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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