you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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