Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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