I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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