That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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