Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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