whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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