We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Are we still banned from the library?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Drunk is not a location!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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