I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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