You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
