Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
