The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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