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i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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