Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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