I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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