Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
she looked like the before picture.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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