I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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