Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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