I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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