He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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