Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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