Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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