...so i touched it.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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