i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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