thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
