He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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