scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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