He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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