nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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