So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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