butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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