ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
