He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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