I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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