Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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