Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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