there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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