Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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