"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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