i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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