I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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