do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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